i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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