My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
