One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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