508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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