this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Are we still banned from the library?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Couch. On fire.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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