I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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