I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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