if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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