Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
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Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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