Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
This is my gift to your gina
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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