Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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