I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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