ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
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