My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.