Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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