i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Still dying that you shit outside
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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