I want to have your abortion
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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