I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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