I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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