She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
