Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
