I'm jealous of your bromance
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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