Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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