Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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