I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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