doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
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I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
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The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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