in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I just want nice things and good sex
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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