It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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