She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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