isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Randomize
