Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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