So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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