I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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