Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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