I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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