I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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