Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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