I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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