Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
My vagina just clenched in fear
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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