He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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