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• (513): View more from Ohio

  You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.

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  and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.

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• (681): View more from West Virginia

  Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.

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• (619): View more from California

  you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.

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• (310): View more from California

  See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now

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• (801): View more from Utah

  My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis

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