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• (949): View more from California

  if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Hm. I declare blue a flavor.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed

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• (585): View more from New York

  with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday

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• (850): View more from Florida

  It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.

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• (818): View more from California

  Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?

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  You're a true patriot.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.

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