The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
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Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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