you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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