TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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