my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Is it penis luge time yet?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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