I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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