Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me