is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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