I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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