so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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