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(203): View more from Connecticut

my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me

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(281): View more from Texas

My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally

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(760): View more from California

I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart

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These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work

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(636): View more from Missouri

His pubic hair was longer than his dick

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.

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(620): View more from Kansas

Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.

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(520): View more from Arizona

We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.

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