Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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