Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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