This dress was meant to end up on your floor
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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