So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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