I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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