hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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