I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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